Ruler of rubbing people the wrong way

nickname given to Lenard McKelvey aka Charlamagne Tha God by his friends.

The Ruler of rubbing people the wrong way got fired from radio more than any other host in US History.

by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019

Headphone jack hack gone wrong

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.

Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

by Sexy hot gorilla July 10, 2021

floats the wrong way down the river

a phrase referring to someone who is either gay or a lesbian.

"Ellen floats the wrong way down the river"

by jeffey June 17, 2007

following the wrong god home

go put on your red shoes and start following the wrong god home

im cool..
why?
coz i am

by the person who wrote this March 24, 2004

When keepin it real goes wrong

when keepin it real goes wrong is a hardcore song by the band emmure. you should listen to it.

i was moshing at the emmure concert yesterday when they played "when keepin it real goes wrong"

by wagz0216 February 14, 2008

someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry

jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

by MR....X July 24, 2010

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong

A good comeback use this when arguing with a pretentious bitch like your ex girlfriend or you could reach out and slap her stupid smirk off her ugly face that makes onions cry

My ex thought we should get back together so i pimp slapped her and said I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

by ThirdWheelJimothy October 15, 2021