by Everybody Laughs August 14, 2011
Get the Wig Citymug. A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth
Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy
"That sounds like a wig yarns"
"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
"That sounds like a wig yarns"
"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"
by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019
Get the Wig Yarnsmug. by randomreddituser January 1, 2023
Get the Fig the wigmug. a fat faced zesty melt with ork ears fat cheeks and boz eyes he has a mingin bloater and goes red in every social situation as he is the fuzzy wuzzy wig white lao he also has a 1 inch winky and has ming spots all over and his belly is bigger than fatlas martins he also has calcium moobies and a shakespeare tupe flat head fuzzy wig
that guy has such a fuzzy wuzzy shakespeare tupe what a bloater belly milky silky moobs wrongen what a fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig
by josephineginaperiod November 14, 2023
Get the fuzzy wuzzy tupe wigmug. Hym "Do AI Big Wigs have kids? Because that actively tried to get your kids murdered by stealing my shit and are hoping that I murder your kids so they do not have to pay me. Make them pay. By any means necessary. They want your kids to die so they can be considered AI Big Wigs."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2025
Get the AI Big Wigsmug. Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt
Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.
Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day
The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.
Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.
Earliest Known Use:
When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.
Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day
The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.
Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.
Earliest Known Use:
When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’
Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.
by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021
Get the Wigs Wigginsmug. 