When you cum a mouth and leave pubic hair all over the cum dumpster's upper lip, somewhat resembeling a peachfuzz mustache.
by JBizzum August 15, 2008
1. some that is awesome as shit
2. someone that gives a fuck bout what anyone else think cuz they know they the best
3. an elusive dual-beast from north texas
2. someone that gives a fuck bout what anyone else think cuz they know they the best
3. an elusive dual-beast from north texas
1. the mutha fuckin snake weasel is in the house
2. bitch, you already know im the mutha fuckin snake weasel
3. im gonna hit up texas and visit the mutha fuckin snake weasel
2. bitch, you already know im the mutha fuckin snake weasel
3. im gonna hit up texas and visit the mutha fuckin snake weasel
by mfswft February 06, 2010
I look over there and I see a legion of ass weasels! Sheep fondling ass weasels! -Crazy General off of Medieval II: Total War
by †WARLORІ November 08, 2007
When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.
"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.
by Corinne G. May 08, 2007
by gary coleman February 06, 2004
Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.
Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.
(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)
Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.
Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.
Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.
(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)
Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.
Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.
by Todd Lee November 03, 2005
by Original Mean Girls January 09, 2009