Douchebags that covet dictionaries, searching for big words to present themselves as intellectuals while attempting to confuse you with their smertness when in fact, they're complete fucking asshats that know sweet fuck all about what they're saying ... but it sounds good.
Common word weasels include graduates of artsy fartsy programs currently serving french fries and wondering how they'll pay for their $50,000 student loan for puppetry.
by LookDumbass November 7, 2011
Get the Word Weaselmug. I look over there and I see a legion of ass weasels! Sheep fondling ass weasels! -Crazy General off of Medieval II: Total War
by †WARLORІ November 29, 2007
Get the ass weaselsmug. When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.
"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.
by Corinne G. May 23, 2007
Get the Shit Weaselmug. by gary coleman February 5, 2004
Get the cum weaselmug. Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.
Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.
(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)
Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.
Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.
Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.
(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)
Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.
Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.
by Todd Lee November 14, 2005
Get the sneaky weaselmug. by Original Mean Girls January 9, 2009
Get the fuck weaselmug. 