You usually meet a Valentine at a party! Fun comes with her as well as interesting discussions, you can talk about anything with her. She is always there, no matter how much you see her it’s never enough, cause life without Valentine is boring. Just move in with her it’s easier! She tends to live the FastLife, and has only time for her cat. If you are looking for her, go to a rough bar she ll be there ! A pretty waitress, beautiful smile...
by vitaveloce2021 November 22, 2021
Get the Valentinemug. (Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
Get the St Valentine's Day Massacremug. 
(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;
Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.
by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012
Get the St. Valentine's Day Massuckermug. Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means
Person 1: you bet I do
by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021
Get the Valentine’s Daymug. by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024
Get the valentines daymug. Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
by The lonely man February 7, 2018
Get the The frosty Valentinemug.