valentining

Having a Blokus piece stuck up one's ass.

Yeah, he was valentining the piano dude at music camp!

by valentiner :) August 02, 2017

Valentining

The act of committing romantic acts (i.e. Kissing, humping, ect.) with your valentine for the sake of Valentine's day, not out of lust or desire. Often occurs in middle-school aged children peer-pressured into kissing.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you seriously make out with Sarah?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, but we were just valentining."

by Zsophia February 11, 2014

Adam valentine

Small cock, A bit bisexual,But loves his women. an absolute chad for partying and loves his pals x

Adam Valentine is a horse

by Absolutechad10: November 23, 2021

Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!

Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"

by Angelo&Fiorella February 06, 2015

chloe valentine

Awesome queen from be more chill

Chloe Valentine is great

by Hibabyboo234 June 27, 2021

Gycella Valentine

Extremely gorgeous, and sexyy Victoria secret model

Gycella Valentine is very gorgeous

by alexacdra efrom November 22, 2021

St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2014