deja-vagine

When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.

Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.

by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020

vaginal juuling

using a juul e cigarrette with ones own vagina to get an orgasm and a high

Linda is so wild she was vaginal juuling last night.

by weirdo47969 May 22, 2018

Vaginal institution

Is a place of education where you study about the ins and outs of vaginas. Flappy vaginas, trimmed vaginas, hairy vaginas, tight vaginas, loose vaginas, smelly vaginas, infected vaginas ... whatever kind of vagina! You name it

Pervert: yo man what you going to study after you finish high school?
Future vagina doctor: I’m going to study about vaginas at vaginal institution, how about you?
Pervert: I was thinking law, but now I change my mind

by Learn about periods too February 4, 2021

Vaginal Wrestling

After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES

Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!

by Sarcia26 March 21, 2019

Vaginal Mesh

An all-female punk band from the 80s, whose lead singer died during a a mosh pit accident.

Saw the Vaginal Mesh and witnessed the lead singer do a 10 foot face plant.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

Vaginal snot

Vaginal discharge with the consistency and color of snot

Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”

by Turtle-C October 18, 2019

vaginal disorder

it can mean anything from nasty bitch to SLAYYYY

how do i look??

you look like a vaginal disorder

by yassification girlboss May 6, 2022