When a chick gives you her phone number and you discover she is already in your contacts, so you check the previous text message exchange to find that you stopped messaging because she was getting too thirsty for your happily married ass.
Man, I had a major case of deja-vagine last night when a customer gave me her number. Turns out we already met and she got a little thirsty for my liking so I cut her off. Please don't tell my wife, lest I end up in the dog box again.
by Kiwiboiii November 17, 2020
Get the deja-vaginemug. An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.
“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
Get the Vagine-Elevenmug. The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.
“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.
“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.
“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.
by Evil95GT January 6, 2019
Get the vaginal trashmug. by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016
Get the Vaginal Meshmug. Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.
by Butchershy December 31, 2022
Get the Vaginal screwdrivermug. Is a place of education where you study about the ins and outs of vaginas. Flappy vaginas, trimmed vaginas, hairy vaginas, tight vaginas, loose vaginas, smelly vaginas, infected vaginas ... whatever kind of vagina! You name it
Pervert: yo man what you going to study after you finish high school?
Future vagina doctor: I’m going to study about vaginas at vaginal institution, how about you?
Pervert: I was thinking law, but now I change my mind
Future vagina doctor: I’m going to study about vaginas at vaginal institution, how about you?
Pervert: I was thinking law, but now I change my mind
by Learn about periods too February 4, 2021
Get the Vaginal institutionmug. Nurse: “it almost looks like snot”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”
Doctor: “yes vaginal snot”
Blonde Newbie: tells supervisor that vaginal snot is the diagnosis
Everyone: “STOP!! Vaginal snot doesn’t exist!!”
by Turtle-C October 18, 2019
Get the Vaginal snotmug.