ultimate burn

When a dude lets a silent hot fart slip out that he thinks won't stink and it fills up half a building with shit smell.

Bob: That was embarrassing, Joe Balzano just had the ultimate burn and now the library has to be evacuated.

by Lee Budlong February 2, 2009

ULTRA FAG

a fag that has been upgraded to a ultra fag

you ultra fag

by Booby did you September 5, 2009

Ultimate Stan attractor

Kim Taehyung (V) of BTS is the ultimate Stan attractor of K-pop
He has been called this by k-media all the time.
This title was given to him officially by media, fans as well as other members of the group who constantly talk about how he attracts most non fans whether in Korea or outside Korea..
Going viral among locals for visueverytime on American shows.... literally everytime.
Mnet has already called him the ultimate Stan attractor of kpop, visual representation of K-pop, face of K-pop, Representative of K-pop, National treasure etc..
These are some of his official titles...
He is also called idol of idols with most fanboys and celeb fans.
He is also king of fancams since he has the most viewed, liked and commented fancam in history of K-pop.
Also his fancams receives most views in most of the era.
Like black swan, pied Piper, boy with luv, 21st century girls, DNA, he gets most views compared other members..
He also has most number of fanboys and celeb fans.... becoming fan of his voice, widest vocal range, his awesome stage presence and of course looks...
He won more than 40 titles for his good looks...Also has been called the most handsome man in the world my various acclaimed media outlets and magazines...

KIM TAEHYUNG IS THE ULTIMATE STAN ATTRACTOR OF K-POP.
GOOGLE IT IF YOU WANT.

by anonymous February 27, 2021

ultimate cheese curl

The Ultimate Cheese Curl occurs when a male leaves himself open from the rear.... The curler grasps the curly's scrotal area in between the testies with two to five fingers..... The Curler then wraps the scrotum under the taint, and then penetrates the anus with the scrotum by pushing upwards with his fingers.....

The utter rarity and skill this takes... causes immediate Godliness.... As of now one man is known to have completed this maneuver.....

I gave Fran Snyder the ultimate cheese curl

by shane mcmullan February 3, 2008

ultimate surrender

women who fight to try and pleasure the other person till they cant take any more then the winner has to have sex with the looser

did you watch ultimate surrender

yh i dont think that she cld take any more

yh she mashed her ass up

by J4ZZM1N33 J3LLY T0T January 3, 2011

ultimate punch

when you simultaneously punch a person with both fists, and kick them in the balls too.

guy1: aw man, did you just see that pillow biter get ultimate punched?! :O
guy2: yeah dude, he took it like a champ!

by Dongslap April 4, 2009

ultra-queef

somewhat like the original queef, only many times more powerful. an ultra-queef is produced while having intercourse. While a man has inserted his penis from behind into her vagina(Doggy Style), an air bubble gets stuck inside the females poon. it its hard for the male to realize this air pocket until a fart like noise comes from the pleasure zone. during a regular queef the sex continues. with an ultra-queef there is no finish line. the amount of queef is so high that it either A makes the man throw up right onto her back, or B the air is so strong it pops the love stick out of the vagina. After this happens the penis will become flaccid and crawl inside your body.

"hey man i thought you had a girl in there, why did you fart so loud? i heard it from outside!" long pause...."I wished it was me but it was a... a... an ULTRA-QUEEF"

by Dr. Mayhem September 19, 2009