Twitter Rage

At least 5 consecutive angry tweets about something. Usually results in a drop in followers and/or more people twitter raging.

I'm so freaking pissed right now I'm going to twitter rage.

by Put On The Red Dress Roxanne January 9, 2010

twitter nigga

Niggas that are always scheming on Twitter talking to any girl that comes across there TL

My girlfriend is always getting hit up my a twitter nigga because she gets lots of RTs

by Johnson Clint April 29, 2016

Twitter Dom

A Twitter Dom is a man who uses a black and white photo of himself in a suit and tie, showing only from the chin down to chest. They derive from the 50 Shades of Grey trend and personify a "Dom" persona on their account. In reality, they are usually middle aged men wearing fanny packs on family vacations or teenage boys who are "Domming" their "Littles" between rounds of Xbox.

Your Twitter Dom pushes his peas under his mashed potatoes and yells "Done!"

by Fugdashig45 April 15, 2017

twitter rant

For when a frustrated person is angry or alone, and already logged into their Twitter account: It is a series of at least several tweets in a row, that criticize anyone or anything. The tweeting has a relaxing effect and is only used for meditative purposes.

He was pissed off because his dog died so he went on a twitter rant.

by phillystarlight December 31, 2010

twitter brain

When a person has spent too much time on twitter or other social media and is unable or unwilling to understand long form media.

The issue often has a person judging longer works as a series of chunks, sometimes misunderstanding sentences or scenes as they aren't able to see how something can be part of a whole.

A:"This book is great; it agrees with everything I believe, check out this quote"

B:"You've spent too much time online, you've got twitter brain. When you read the whole chapter the author is clearly arguing the opposite"

by coystags May 19, 2020

twitter twit

someone who uses twitter in stupid ways, or to cause drama, spread rumors.

I can't even deal with Luke anymore, he's such a twitter twit.

by liztastic March 15, 2009

Twitter Rapper

a social media nuisance with hopes of becoming famous with the use of bad quality music and spam. sometimes the following : follower ratio may fool you into thinking they're famous, but don't let this fool you, it's not hard to purchase a fake following.

Bob: Yo, Young Greatness just followed me on Twitter. I've never heard of him tho..
Phil: Check out his music, he's probably on the come up.

*Bob checks out Young Greatness's music*

Bob: Woah, this... this doesn't sound very good..
Phil: Come on, man. Are you already a hater?
Bob: No, dude. Here take a listen.

*Phil listens*

Phil: Woah, this is terrible, who signed this guy?

*Both do Google searches*

Bob: I'm not seeing anything..
Phil: Me neither...

Both: Twitter Rapper...

by AyeDumbDumb July 17, 2014