Turds with friends

Taking pictures of your bowel movements to share & compare with your friends via picture message on a mobile device.

Dick - "What took you so long in the crap-closet?"
Stewart - "I had to get my IPhone out and take a picture of my colon cannonball to send to Jimothy."
Dick - "Why did you send a pic of your toilet brownies to Jimothy?"
Stewart - "Dude, I'm in a heated Turds with Friends battle with Jimothy and I think I can win this week with this one!"

by tikirye December 7, 2011

Turkelton

When a person has a foreskin on their head.

Dad: Nice turkelton!
Son: I'd like to think so.

by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008

durk-furk-turk

things to say when bored (or suicidal in gills lesson)

durk-furk-turk (gill talking in background)

by Huge-ess and Mc Dan-dizz March 26, 2009

BIG TURK-FAiCE.

The act of being a turkey face.

"Sut up, BIG TURK-FAiCE."

by Carmen Vanilla Face. October 23, 2007

turked

messing up when your skating and hurting yourself badly.

angela turked at maple skatepark... its a huge scar now!

by angela amnesiac September 3, 2006

Gran Turismo 4

Of or relating to Ass.

DAYUMN! Did you see how much Gran Turismo 4 the Heels kicked on Sunday?

by Serico May 13, 2005

turkshit

Slang for a low-quality firearm made in Turkey, a country known for their shitty guns. Most commonly used on online gun forums.

Dude, you’re better off keeping your money than spending $300 on that turkshit AR-12

by bananaclipjit April 24, 2023