turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.

Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell

turd burglar by Russian86 February 3, 2008

turd burglar

Humourously derogative term for a gay man.

That guy is fucking turd burglar!

turd burglar by Dr. J.J. April 8, 2006

turd burger 

Instead of a beef patty, its a turd

Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger

turd burger by DJ Gunn April 21, 2006

Turd Curd 

Residual fecal matter from improper wiping.

Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd.

Turd Curd by J to tha J December 3, 2007

turd-cutter

a word used to describe the female buttocks

"look at that turd-cutter"

turd-cutter by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

turd burglar

the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing

you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.

turd burglar by aline November 17, 2003

turd lips 

A person that is a major suck up aka ass kisser

You know that guy is going to get that raise he has turd lips

turd lips by Jason Seat December 18, 2007