granny tranny

an old man who in his photo or in person appears to be female, and folks who don't know the subject cannot determine his gender.

Dude, when I saw your photo online I thought you were a woman!!! You granny tranny!!!

by dusano December 18, 2008

Transyl-tucky

Due west of Pennsyltucky, famous for too little sun, too much rain, weird mutant bugs along riverbanks, water-rats the size of dogs, millions of bats and small bat caves, jagged green hilltops covered in fog, and the backwater hick metropolis of pittsburgh. Residents of Transyltucky worship a strange god they call "big ben" and put coleslaw on sandwiches. They're too pale, rigidly obtuse, speak with the weirdest accent in the American English language. It's a place where people are both xenophobic and eerily polite. Geographically it looks and feels almost exactly like Transylvania. It's green, wet, foggy, damp, and the sun almost never seems to shine.

I wanted to see Transylvania but the dollar fell against the Euro again. So I went to Transyl-tucky. It's not really as exotic but the people are scary.

by Exit and Panic January 19, 2009

Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!

After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!

by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012

trans fattening

Food that's really, really bad for you.

Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so trans fattening, but I couldn't resist.

by dollfixer August 20, 2008

Tranky

the combination of skanky, trashy, and tacky all rolled into one. Can also be used as a noun to describe a girl that is all of the above.

that new clothes line at Sears is so tranky.
This trank was looking at me with the evil eye and staring me down.

by melba tostada September 17, 2011

trannyhot

Hot enough to be a tranny, but actually a woman.

Wow, that chick is trannyhot!

by JareDogg April 4, 2015

Trans Decade

When your soul was born in a different decade than your body...

Jenni: yo man thats rad....
Zoey: are you trans decade?
Jenni: yeah man...my soul was born in the 80's yo!

by Lizzy-Ciel May 25, 2016