The Lucas Touch

Opposite of the Midas touch, where everything the person has involvement with turns into a steaming pile of dog shit. Referencing George Lucas, whose involvement with such films as 'Howard the Duck', 'Radioland Murders', the Star Wars Prequels, 'Battlefield Earth', 'Red Tails' and recently 'Strange Magic' turned them all into critically reviled pieces of garbage.

"Hey brah, you going to see Strange Magic this weekend?"
"No way, bro, that has the stink of The Lucas Touch all over it!"
(both guys high-five)

by SgtZim February 13, 2015

Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019

funny touching

When things are starting to get really, really feisty and you start funny touching each other in a secretive manner.

Remember Kayla, Mom said no funny touching in the movies!

by bikergang420 April 23, 2019

touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Trumps touch

When you fuck up everything you touch.
The opposite of Midas touch.

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trumps touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

Persuasive Touch

The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.

"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"

by FriendRuin June 7, 2018

Cheese touch

When you come in contact with someone who has irritable bowl syndrome

I HAVE THE CHEESE TOUCH

by cheese cheese April 15, 2022