Toot

my fave
didnt think last definition wentnup
ibsessed with jk
whore fir jk

lori: wow toot is so cool!
isa: girl its tot

by loripori January 31, 2024

Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

Toots

Wow/great/amazing

A: I finally finished my project
B: toots!
A: omg this movie is tooting

by Tootinnn13 April 21, 2018

toot salute

When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.

Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room

Sally yells "Toot Salute!"

by SunRayz420 November 29, 2021

Toot

Expression of sound

We’re going to the store.
Toot!

by TootAnthony Steem January 30, 2020

Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

by scholarly fella June 29, 2023

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024