by SmokeanToke420 May 4, 2011
Get the toke your way this way mug.Colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. Also used as "Take the banana"
"Verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when I got it, it was a VISA gift card, not cash. I really took the banana on that one."
by Bob Monkeyfuck August 26, 2011
Get the Took the banana mug.Spanish slang term referring to a firearm, usually a pistol, believed to be of low quality. The term Tokere is a crude Spanish transliterated nickname of the Soviet Tokarev TT33 pistol, which became available as Soviet aid to insurrectionist groups in Latin America in the 50's. Most of these donated Tokarev TT33 pistols where used models from WWII, many where badly worn and therefore received a reputation of not being dependable. Term can also be used to a firearm that is badly worn or of dubious origin. Tokere may also refer to home made firearms, or to an inexpensive copy or counterfeit of a popular firearm.
by Los Torta! June 21, 2012
Get the Tokere mug.A pleasant way to describe anal sex with another person. One's temperature can be taken following insertion of a throbmometer into the arsehole of the said anal fever patient.
Hey dude, how's that chick you've been banging?
She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?
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I fucked her in the arse, mate.
Oh, cool.
She's cool. I took her temperature last Tuesday?
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I fucked her in the arse, mate.
Oh, cool.
by Lucianeil February 15, 2015
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Get the took a spill mug.Alex: Yo, Monique and I took the bus together this morning.
Bruce: That's nasty, bro. Ya'll can get willy infections like that.
Alex: Her pussy stinks anyway, bro.
Bruce: That's nasty, bro. Ya'll can get willy infections like that.
Alex: Her pussy stinks anyway, bro.
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