tampon ripper

The horrible mishap of forgetting to take out your tampon before having sexual relations with a man during your time of the month.

Jack: bruh, the tip of my dick touched Alexis' tampon last night when I was hittin'...
Dave: You're such a tampon ripper my nigga.

by Airhorns @ Midnight August 19, 2016

tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.

Man look at that tampon log

by kingmanthing November 14, 2016

tampon soup

When you eat a girl out on her period

" i bet you had tampon soup last night"
"Fuck you joe, she wasnt on her period"

by Throwedreal December 20, 2016

Tampon

A small dildo version of a pad that girls keep in their bodies for up too 8 hours a day during "that time of the month"

She shoved the pad dildo (tampon) up her vagina so she could swim

by Lamayobro March 17, 2017

tampon mirage

When you feel you have a tampon inside you when you do not

I have a tampon mirage, crazy huh

by gingleberrymcfuddick May 4, 2017

Tampon

A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.

I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.

Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.

by HazyHalez November 20, 2017

tamponist

when you are too afraid to stick a tampon up your hole so you start a protest against it and buy all the tampons in the store AND THROW THEM IN THE DRAIN!

i am all about that tamponist shi. i fink it'll come in handy and and dandy downstairs will be happy AF.

by cheap s December 24, 2017