Toilet toddlers

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.
by McGtrell June 25, 2015
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Toilet Pi

When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.
As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.
by Fasters January 13, 2022
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toilet tinder

The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.
Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!
by mindfkr December 11, 2014
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toilet praying

When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying
Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!
by Swissmiz October 29, 2010
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Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.
Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.
by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004
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toilet scab

The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."
My toilet scab is about to fall off and give me a red halo in my underwear.
by Unstable1 April 09, 2010
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