by McGtrell June 25, 2015
When you use the free time while doing your business to practice memorizing the digits of the decimal number π.
As a criterion to joining his local Pi Club, which requires all members to be able to recite the first hundred digits of π, Paul is using his precious toilet pi moments to getting closer to being a pi member.
by Fasters January 13, 2022
The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.
by mindfkr December 11, 2014
When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying
Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!
by Swissmiz October 29, 2010
by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004
The solidification of blood around the anus caused by explosive diarrhea. It is also known to produce a "red halo."
by Unstable1 April 09, 2010
by Uran Spaceman November 05, 2005