Portuguese Waffle

When you're doing your girl anally, cum in between her ass cheeks. In the manner of a waffle iron, forcefully squeeze her ass cheeks together resembling the waffle mix spewing out... Enjoy!
IHOP was closed so I treated my girl to a Portuguese Waffle.
by Veja Taable August 17, 2008
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Wet Waffle

A game in which participants proceed to masturbate in a circle around a cooked waffle. Last participant to ejaculate is required to eat the fresh "wet waffle".
Damn yo I'm trying to call up the posse and get a stupendous round of wet waffle. I hope I blow my load quick because last time I ate the waffle I had to get my stomach pumped because there was so much cum icing topping the waffle.
by wet waffler September 28, 2009
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Waffle Twat

The product of forcefully flogging a vagina with a tennis racket.
"That bitch gave me blue balls, so I got her back with a waffle twat"
by Vaginal_Discharge March 30, 2005
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Bonus waffle

When a one person gives the other a waffle, such as an Eggo brand waffle, as a parting gift after a one night stand. This shows class and gratitude.
That man was so nice! He gave me a bonus waffle as thanks this morning before he left.
by Snysly April 22, 2013
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Dick Waffle

Fellatio, performed after butter and syrup are applied to the johnson.
Man, Lucy had such a dry mouth that I had to dress it up like a dick waffle.
by Ronnie Emersen August 02, 2007
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road waffle

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains
steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)
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waffle butt

Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.
We've been sitting out here so long, I've got waffle butt.
by Sarepta May 02, 2006
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