tired

not moving from your position or activity to kill an annoying bug that is pisssing the shit out of you but are too tired to kill the motherfucker

sitting at the computer and not killing the bug: cus you're so damn tired (or stoned/hungover)

by Guan De Lupé May 24, 2010

Flat Tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

by TheMasterOfBates May 6, 2011

Thure

A totally awesome guy. Skilled in fixing things. You know the type, great for helping people with broken anything. Usually found in cold climates, near Minnesota. They will often enjoy a good party, or just hanging out in garages, pretty much anywhere beer or things that are broken can be found.

Cliff- "Shoot my car is broken."
Jesse- "We better call Thure."
Cliff- "We better get some beer, Thure doesn't work for free."

by Bag of mostly water February 7, 2010

Tired Tears

The constant stream of tears you produce when you're extremely tired and need some sleep.

I knew that I really needed to go to bed because of all of my tired tears.

by seashells1221 January 5, 2012

Tired Balls

It's where you have fucked every woman that you know. That moment when you realize you have screwed every hoe at the party, and now you must move on to the inanimate objects of the scene. You have fucked the walls, the sofa, the TV, the toaster, hell you've screwed the hole in the bottom of the toilet bowl at this point. You now currently understand the definition of "tired balls". What a wise person you have become. Charismatic indeed! ;)

"You see Ferdinand at the party last night? Dude screwed the whole hole house literally. Property damage was so bad from the cock wielding party shark the government had to pay for the land to be terraformed into a recognizable state. Dat foo must of had some tired balls!.... hehe... Yeah... penis rage!"

by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) December 1, 2013

Princess Tigress

A wild, calico feline that lets out the nastiest farts on earth and wakes you up at 3 fucking a.m with her damn tinkerbell collar.

Fucking Princess Tigress woke me up at 3 chasing her crinkle ball and licking her ass.

by SBD April 20, 2005

flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

by misterissues June 11, 2009