Thure

Thure (too-ree) one who is easily intoxicated.

Arthur: "What happened to him?" Jason: "We gave him two beers now he's wasted. He's such a Thure."

Thure by klub and krubkakke March 5, 2010

Thure

A totally awesome guy. Skilled in fixing things. You know the type, great for helping people with broken anything. Usually found in cold climates, near Minnesota. They will often enjoy a good party, or just hanging out in garages, pretty much anywhere beer or things that are broken can be found.

Cliff- "Shoot my car is broken."
Jesse- "We better call Thure."
Cliff- "We better get some beer, Thure doesn't work for free."

Thure by Bag of mostly water February 7, 2010

Thure

Pronounced too-ree and is a form of Thor. Thor, the defender of the Gods, and the strongest of all of them. In the Norse myths, his character is strong, loyal and honest. Thor was the patron God of freemen, and is an endearing character because of his good nature .

He sure is has a Thure like aura. A most godly appearance.

Thure by Too-Ree January 17, 2022

Thure-Gabriel 

Thure-Gabriel is a name of a Swedish descent with broad shoulders. Some may call Thure-Gabriels the most manliest people in the world with their big cars and loud motorcycle. He also really loves women and he's scared of gay people (cause they tend to hit on him because of his manliness). He often hangs around the local bar and drink bear with his mates and talks to women even though he's taken. He's also the kind of person that your daughter would want to touch his muscles.

Thure-Gabriel fucked me and my friend while he had a girlfriend, what a man!

Thure-Gabriel by L__as_kelher May 3, 2018

Dirty Thure 

When she squirts in your anus and you proceed to feed it to your dog

I gave my dog a dirty thure yesterday.

Dirty Thure by gandolf merlin February 19, 2023

why is there a giant health bar in the sky

The thing everyone should google on new years day

*wakes up* *looks outside* Why is there a giant health bar in the sky?

why is there a giant health bar in the sky by Definitely a human! December 29, 2020

Hello There 

A phrase used by Revenge of the Sith fans to check for othe RotS fans.

"hello there"
"general kenobi"

Hello There by blowjobber69420 December 3, 2019