Tijuana Whorehouse

Intentionally or unintentionally watching your sister having sex with your best friend.
It stems from the historical cliche of being in Tijuana and barkers in front of a backstreet whorehouse
say the stereotypical phrase “hey meestor want to have sex with my seestor?”

I never expected my basement to turn into a Tijuana Whorehouse.

by SweetPimpDaddy69 February 1, 2026

La tique

1. From French tic. Something that is done or produced habitually or characteristically.

2. From Antique Impressive, refering to a stunt or deed of epic proportions.

Carl: dude, you just drifted like a pro.

Eric: yeah dude... that was la tique.

by Neo Eric James June 15, 2020

The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

Bowling in Tijuana

1. The act of dropping your drink upon opening a door to find a transvestite masturbating.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.

Bro, stay away from that door unless you're in the mood for a little Bowling in Tijuana.

I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.

by jnkdmfresh December 30, 2013