Golden Ticket

The extremely hot wife of a moderately attractive man, who is assisted in obtaining extramarital sex due to the envy her beauty inspires in other women.

Susan was so not down, until she met my Golden Ticket.

by PartykidXO December 14, 2018

ticket

pointing out to friends that if a particular person on the street comes up to them they have first rights to pick them up. You are given 10 tickets only a day so they must be used on only the hotest.

'look at her'
'yeah, Ticket!'

by [e-mail] July 12, 2009

ticket taker

Someone who uses up all the damn shit tickets. Usually leaving you to start, realize you're out, and have to do the cheek-clinch-penguin-waddle to get more.

Jake "I was in such a rush to drop a deuce the other day, I didn't even realize we were out of shit tickets..."

Brant "LOL yeah dude, hate when that happens".

Jake "It was prolly travis, you'd think he has the worst shits the way he uses that stuff. Damn Ticket Taker.

by dat guy deuce October 14, 2009

Tickety Boo

What people in Pittsburgh call a vacuum cleaner.

Please tickety boo your floors.

by Linky August 19, 2021

ticking time bomb

When you put both you balls sticking out through the top band of your underwhere and you tap them both with your palm causing the ticking time bomb

hey look
Ewwwwwwww
Kaboom bitch you just got ticking time bombed

by Frank The Tank1454 November 3, 2010

Tickets Unlimited

A live event ticketing company based in Knoxville, TN. They love to steal your money by charging you outrageous and mysterious "service charges" for simply printing a ticket for you. Most $20 ticket shows have at least a $6.50 Tickets Unlimited tax added.

Damn that parking ticket just hit my wallet hard, but at least it's no Tickets Unlimited.

by ticketsunlimitedsucks October 23, 2008

Tickie

A tit-hickie; Love bites on or around a man's or woman's breast.

Kim: Brian gave me the best tickie ever last night.
Jen: Lucky! My boyfriend doesn't like giving tickies.

by FlyhalfJack September 18, 2017