Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.
A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
by catholicbooty August 26, 2018
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Person A: I love Grand Theft Auto and shooting all thems people up!
Person B: Man Grand Theft Auto sucks ass.
Person B: Man Grand Theft Auto sucks ass.
by Gabriel C. September 3, 2005
Get the Grand Theft Auto mug.1. one who takes an extra 15 minutes for their lunch. every day.
2. a person (or persons) who comes back late from meetings even though they were round the corner and the meeting was cancelled.
2. a person (or persons) who comes back late from meetings even though they were round the corner and the meeting was cancelled.
theres a guy in my office who takes the fucking piss constantly. the other day he went to meet a client in the morning and didnt come back until the afternoon with some shyte excuse about train delays and the food taking 'ages'. the fucking time thief.
by toiletgraffiti March 16, 2005
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- I went down to the bank earlier today and couldn't move for bloody coffin dodgers drawing out their pension
- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash
- Tell me about it, my grandma's an oxygen thief, I wish she'd hurry up and die so I can get my hands on some cash
by Sam Calvert December 29, 2007
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GTA3 takes place at Liberty City in 1997. Liberty City is New York in our world.
GTA4 takes place at Vice City in 1986. Vice City is Miami in our world.
GTA5 takes place at San Andreas in 1992. San Andreas is Los Angeles in our world.
In GTA 4 and 5, they named it "Vice City" and "San Andreas" instead of 4 and 5, I guess it sells better like that.
GTA3 takes place at Liberty City in 1997. Liberty City is New York in our world.
GTA4 takes place at Vice City in 1986. Vice City is Miami in our world.
GTA5 takes place at San Andreas in 1992. San Andreas is Los Angeles in our world.
In GTA 4 and 5, they named it "Vice City" and "San Andreas" instead of 4 and 5, I guess it sells better like that.
by Reggaetonist December 28, 2004
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Get the theftware mug.I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage
by your best idiot April 10, 2010
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