Jordan

Jordan - An annoying short kid who will desperately deprive himself of jokes in hopes someone will laugh, which they rarely do. Also insanely obsessed with video games, and will usually have an expensive PC. And of course, was a hardcore Minecraft gamer at some point in their lives.

Guy 1: "Hey, you know that Jordan kid over ther-"
Guy 2: "Oh, him. Yeah, I don't wanna hear another one of his jokes. I do not want to relive that."

by Largeboi21 November 2, 2018

Jordan

A very huge and lazy person, Jordan typically comes to work and watches everyone else work. He tends to be a funny guy, but doesn’t like to do anything but eat.

Man..... that boy Jordan is lazy

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Jordan

In the female case a Jordan is very hot and is most likely to get an std before she turns 18. Biggest ho around. Her pussy pops more than an old mans knee with arthritis.

Do u know Jordan? - U mean that really hot girl?

by Friend of a Jordan January 7, 2019

Jordan

(Female) Jordan is a total snake, She will pretend to be kind but once you get to know her she’s a bitchy, lying, hoe. Jordan’s always have peoples names in their mouths, they can’t keep quiet about anyone. She also looks like a spider with her skinny little legs.

Girl: ew a spider!!
Boy: lol that’s just Jordan

by KatySnow2010 February 10, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is a cute, athletic girl. Is very outgoing and funny. When you hear her laugh, it just makes your day. She is very smart, but stubborn. She has lots of friends because she is good at being social and nice to people. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. She also hates it when she hurts other people in any way. Jordan is someone that you would really want as a friend.

“I need a Jordan in my life.”

“I think everyone needs a Jordan.”❤️

by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018

Jordans

Expensive shoes worn by the douchebags in school.

Thomas: Check out Trevor strutting around the school in those Jordans.
Michael: ikr! He's a real douchebag.
Thomas: ikr!

by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 5, 2018

jordan

someone that you love with your entire heart. someone that means more to you than anyone else. you'll die for this person and you wouldn't regret it. you want to spend the rest of your life with them- literally. you'd kiss them until your lips fell off and you'd hug them until your arms broke. there's nobody else in your entire life that you love more. i love you, jordan.

"jordan is so sweet! he's the best guy i've ever met"

by jadi is real April 8, 2019