farmer kun

The father of Historia’s child in Attack on Titan.

Farmer kun is going to be a great father!

by KusUmukk December 11, 2020

farmers daughter

Slang for a quarter of an ounce

henry today?
no, better make it a farmers daughter

by deadwood August 1, 2003

farmers' market

(v)--To penetrate someone anally in an environment in which organic and/or animal-friendly goods are sold for a reasonable price from canvas or hemp kiosks by men and women in overalls or felt hats.

Steve: Hey John, have you seen Mary?

John: Why yes, Steve, I believe I saw her being farmers' marketed over by the strawberry stands!

by Sean Buford and Shane Cooter January 7, 2009

Banana Farmer

1. A dumb ass fruit cake

2. Someone who farms bananas
- Banana: a fruit or male genitalia
- Farmer: Someone who raises bananas, causes bananas to grow, or harvests bananas for their own oral pleasure.

"Eddie is such a banana farmer... he says the dumbest things"

by Shaguar&Z00m October 31, 2004

The Hungry Farmer

During sexual intercoarse, the female is in the reverse jackhammer position facing away from her partner. The male then leans back slowly as if sitting in a chair and defecates in the females mouth.

"So i was jackhammering my girlfriend last night right, then we reversed and I pulled the hungry farmer."

by Ballsack McPeachy April 23, 2009

Farmers Tan

An alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and orange juice. Gets the name from the distinctive line by adding whiskey to the orange juice in the glass.

I didn't want to look like an alcoholic this morning by drinking a jack and coke so I ordered a Farmers Tan.

by JBuck December 2, 2013

tit farmer

someone who uses their breast to run a farm

john: how did you grow that so big?
hannah: used me tits
greg: you are a tit farmer

by Robin March 10, 2005