salty soldiers

Male ejaculte

I stormed her booty like D-day and I blew my salty soldiers inside her.

by Brain Train August 13, 2018

Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.

Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"

by Sweet Kravity Kravitz April 8, 2009

Salty Seagull

Someone who is grumpy and pisses off at nearly everyone and everything, all day everyday.

Damn. Jacey is being such a salty seagull today. It's probably because John dumped her last week.

by ferretz-6 June 12, 2016

salty jester

when you put your penis in a pringles salt and vinegar chip container.

"Ouch, this salty jester is very painful." -You

by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013

salty shipwreck

When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.

"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."

That's the salty shipwreck

by montiggs November 23, 2013

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky June 4, 2018

salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.

"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."

by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011