salty soldiers

Male ejaculte

I stormed her booty like D-day and I blew my salty soldiers inside her.

by Brain Train August 13, 2018

Salty Santa

When a guy gets jizz in his beard.

I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.

by DankyTachanky June 4, 2018

Salty Bone

Salty Bone is a sexual act in which a male and partner (any gender) go for round 2 after having just finished inside his partner, therefore having a Salty Bone.

Even though he just finished in me, my boyfriend insisted on going again. I guess he likes a Salty Bone

by Xxiillyyxx September 30, 2019

salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.

Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?

by CheesyBoi December 12, 2017

Salty Coconut

A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.

by saltycoconut69 September 25, 2017

salty noodle

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .

Omg darren you are such a salty noodle

by Datstankdank March 12, 2017

Salty Seagull

Someone who is grumpy and pisses off at nearly everyone and everything, all day everyday.

Damn. Jacey is being such a salty seagull today. It's probably because John dumped her last week.

by ferretz-6 June 12, 2016