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Net Martial

An online discussion about someone doing sth. considered bad by most people. Many people will immediately bash the person with rude sentences, swear words, sex references and death threats.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
Look, this net martial is bashing an innocent kid! This needs to stop!
by A dying goat November 25, 2017
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Throw net

Also known as throwing net is a term meaning to suck a mans dick
Yo, this girl is about to throw net all night long!
by Baller 72683 February 28, 2018
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Fish Netting

When you're nondiscrimatorily swiping right on a dating app, such as Tinder, in order to collect and filter through matches much like how fish nets are used by fisherman.
Person 1: "why are you swiping right on everyone?"

Person 2: "haven't had much luck lately so I'm just fish Netting to see what's out there."
by zismahname May 12, 2018
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Net

Catching someones fall, being there plan B, girls go to them after breakup and friend zone them usually
Bro your just her net
by GoodD0ctor July 29, 2016
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Net Favoritism

Net Favoritism is what Ajit Pai want's, the opposite of "Net Neutrality".
Net Favoritism lets the owner mess with the equality of the internet if "Favoritsm", limiting what people are able to do with their internet.

It comes from greedy Ajit Pai's mind.
"Net Favoritism" |net-fey-ver-i-tiz-uh m, feyv-ri-|
Is a policy in which a possible owner is able to restrict internet usage and limit other areas to any specific individual.

"HEY, when do you think "Net Neutrality" is gonna be coming?"
"Only when Viacom and others "Net Favo
ritism" ends."
by Difyned January 17, 2018
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Neighbour-net

1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.

2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."

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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
by The Delusional Dave August 28, 2012
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polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
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