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santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day
'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'
by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 5, 2016
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Gooch Patty

When you put baby powder down your underwear and the sweat from your Gooch forms it into a patty.
I'm sweating so bad I have a huge Gooch patty.
by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017
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gooch knuckle

A move which consists of wrestlers sticking their fingers up peoples butts to win their matches.
Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.

Coach: How did you end up winning?

Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
by amnbitch July 18, 2021
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Gooche Magnet

One who is attracted to the aroma or taste of anothers gooche.
by Studdering Spencer April 17, 2010
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year gooch

The year gooch is the best time of year.
by Francist January 27, 2010
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Quandarious Gooch

Brodie fr got hit with a Quandarious Gooch
by cookiepack May 10, 2022
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Gooch Rag

Somebody who gives the name douchebag a bad name.
Inspired by the term Gooch
A Gooch Rag is a dirty old rag that is used to clean the gooch area of the body (the part of the body between the Asshole & the testicles).
That guy is such a Gooch Rag!
John that GR stole my business plans!

GR is short for Gooch Rag (and much cooler to use).
by S D June 3, 2008
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