A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005
Get the cosmic fartmug. While a male is urinating and has the urge to fart, typically in a work bathroom, and times his fart with the urinal flush to mask the noise of the fart.
My boss came in the bathroom and peed in the urinal right next to me. I had to lay one so I used the old fart flush so he wouldn't hear.
by JambaJews April 24, 2009
Get the Fart Flushmug. After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.
Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!
by Charles Blue-it August 6, 2018
Get the alcohol fartsmug. Fart without head;
fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.
More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.
fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.
More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.
by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020
Get the headless fartmug. A fart dragon is a fart that one drags behind them and spreads out around them when they stop to talk to you.
by Ianferno April 29, 2008
Get the Fart Dragonmug. "I had such bad gass that I sharted. When I went to clean up I found I had splatter farted and had to toss the BVD's. Now I have swamp ass and need to shower."
by Meierznutz September 8, 2004
Get the splatter fartmug. John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”
Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”
John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?
Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”
John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?
by Stealth KC May 5, 2010
Get the Fart Fanningmug.