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Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.
Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.
by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025
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crust dust

crust dust is nutritional yeast or nootch. crust punks put it on their dumpstered food/freegan snacks so that they get all their vitamins.
railspike boosted a bag of crust dust from whole foods. we are gonna sprinkle it on this vegan pizza we dumpstered.
by _amebix_ December 29, 2022
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Crustness

The leftover crust from cheescake from Bakers Square, Extra thick graham cracker crust on cheescake
My Cheescake had massive crustness on the bottom of my cheescake.
by Jimmy and Emali July 28, 2011
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cum crust

(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.
“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”

“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024
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crust as fuck

When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.
Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.
by killcops March 21, 2017
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Crust power

A powerful term only god like creatures can use with the power of crust
DONT MAKE ME END YOU WITH MY CRUST POWERS
by CRUST_IS_GOD_FOOD April 17, 2022
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Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together
Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over”
by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019
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