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Love Potato

Kinda like a couch potato and a mouse potato. A love potato wants to do nothing but to lay in bed with his/her partner and make love all day long.
Singular: Denis is such a love potato, hes been in the house with Annie for days now.
Plural: Denis and Annie are love potatoes.
by ThatRussian June 12, 2015
mugGet the Love Potatomug.

lawn potatoes

Dried-up excrement from a large dog. Generally found in clusters on the lawn. Dogs like to habitually shit in the same place and by the end of the week, their droppings begin to look like potatoes.
Damn!!! That dog she has left lawn potatoes all over the yard.

I hate picnicking in the park, it is hard to find a spot that is void of lawn potatoes.
by angrybitch1970 October 3, 2009
mugGet the lawn potatoesmug.

potato shingles

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.
You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.
by galute January 11, 2017
mugGet the potato shinglesmug.

Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.
JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
by hazeystorm May 27, 2017
mugGet the Potato babymug.

potato cake

a small round cake of potato roughly the size of a compact disc cd. it is dipped in a delicious batter and deep fried until golden brown, and is normally eaten as a snack with tomato sauce and a sprinkle o' salt.
Potato cakes can usually be found at your local fish & chip shop for 60 cents each.
(australia)
"yeah can i have 2 potato cakes and a dim sim please"
by ungoliant May 5, 2006
mugGet the potato cakemug.

glazed potato

A glazed potato is when you blow your load up your girlfriend's ass, and she then takes a shit. The turd is the 'glazed potato'.
after hours of intense anal sex, my girl later presented me with a glazed potato for a little after-bonnin' snack.
mugGet the glazed potatomug.

potato bug

the scariest non-mammal to walk planet earth. this creature mostly lives underground, but emerges when it feels the need to wreak havoc (emphasis on the word reek). will scare the living daylights out of you if you ever come in contact with it. this shit is straight up trippin.
i just saw a potato bug and i think i shit my pants.
by D.Pizzy November 14, 2006
mugGet the potato bugmug.

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