Rusty Ending

That rusty colored mix of fecal matter, lube, and cum that sometimes appears on your penis during anal sex.

Him: "Oh, baby, let me fuck that ass!"
Her: "Okay, but I need to do an enema so you don't get shit on your dick."
Him: "No need, baby. I don't mind a little rusty ending."

by NutSpice July 31, 2012

Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

by Glock(oma) July 2, 2021

thread end

A dead end in a comments thread. Can apply to any sort of forum where comments are left by users. This can be initiated by an uninvited comment in a thread (thereby disrupting already existing conversation), or a dwindling conversation that neither party knows how to end politely.

Jackie and I were commenting on an old photo of us on Facebook, until Josh interjected with his comment. He led us to a thread end.

by remember to be kind May 6, 2018

ward end

B8 shooters normally live here DONT WANT TO GET ON THE WEONG SIDE

I wanted to go ward end but then I saw some one get shot I don’t want to go anymore

by B8 December 16, 2018

ffred end

The name of a road with an incorrect dead end sign where people sometimes get stuck for mysterious reasons. Popularized in the 2019 amazon.com book Not Sally and the Agents of Duck and the 2020 retro video game Nox Archaist

"let's get out of here, the was a close one, we almost got stuck at a Ffred End" Not Sally

by bob_johnson March 19, 2022

Front-ending

Exactly the same as rear ending, but in a frontal manner.

Last night a guy wasn't paying attention and ended up front-ending me.

by Ryan. cap January 7, 2019

bell ends

late night skran

Maggie darling we need to pop out to Waitrose to pick up some foie gras and bell ends to suck on.

by I want to lick buuuuuuum December 21, 2019