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No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.
Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards
by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012
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wham-bam-thank-you-mam

Referring to a one night stand or a brief sexual encounter with no strings attached.
All I want is a wham-bam-thank-you-mam. I dont want a relationship.
by cherisheachday March 17, 2007
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No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.
Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.
by reillan January 29, 2006
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thank you leo, very poggers

A term used to shut Leo up because he said something off-topic and stupid because he is so retarded.
Leo: PUT IT IN 'NII-CHAN~ UWUUU~
Serdna: thank you leo, very poggers
by exitranci July 20, 2020
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wham bam thank you maam

slang for a quickie or a really fast-paced sex with someone you barely know or do know but don't care about. wham bam thank you maam just means that you bang her and go.
"So I was with this girl, right? Just wham bam thank you maam!"
"DUDE!"
by BIG M-SLICE July 29, 2006
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i am thank you

You turned my life into happy life

I am thank you
by aspirant November 3, 2019
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fuck you/thank you

When another being gives you a passive aggressive compliment and you are unsure of their true feelings behind it. As in, is this a compliment or an insult??🤔
Being#1: I just wanted to thank you for coming to visit me. It feels really good to know that I can trust you with my most private information and that you would never induce shame or humiliate me.

Being#2: ummm.... Is this a fuck you/thank you?? (Internal dialogue: Are you trying to imply that I did use your personal information against you to induce shame and humiliate you??🤔)

Being#1: Why would you say that??

Being#2 physical response:🤷🏽

Being#2 Internal dialogue response: because I have a guilty conscious😔
by Iam MvP November 27, 2022
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