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Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.
by RadAF September 20, 2019
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polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"
{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.
by Telephony April 24, 2020
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Fingerholi Test

When deciding if one wants to engage in anal intercourse or salad tossing, first insert ones finger into your partners anus to determine if it clean or not
When his partner didn’t pass the Fingerholi test, Dino wiped his finger on the wall and got out of there.
by Betty Faye Wobble January 16, 2021
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Leak testing

When you put your cock in her pussy and balls in her asshole at the same time.
by Silentshooter_31 August 8, 2022
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Wipe Test

The test required after doing a shart. To check if you really did shit your pants or was it just a really hot fart and it felt like you shit yourself.
Paul: Gees I think I've shit myself doing that fart...I think it was another shart.

John: Your rotten! Go and do the wipe test you dirty bastard.

Paul: I need to I think.
by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010
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jiggle test

when a women jiggles her huge tits to impress another one or make one jealous
hey keenan look that girls doing the jiggle test to get your attention
by nervousnelson October 22, 2017
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permit test

Hey man I failed the permit test again
by Totally real person February 9, 2023
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