Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. May 11, 2008

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eye testicles

Simply an eye ball, but replacing ball with testicles

Man! my eye testicles hurt from too much sun

by kkkkkkkl February 24, 2009

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Tezticles

Prominent in-your-face testes.

"Easy on the tezticles. I don't want a stomach ache."

by BassEater May 27, 2009

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The alpha numeric keys on your phone used to send a text message. QWERTY refers to the order in which your texticles are laid out. Some texticles are large, and some are small enough to cause you to hit the wrong key and mis-spell a word.

A. Your girlfriend borrowed my phone and had her fingers all over my texticles.

B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles.

C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.

by Pepsieholik February 5, 2010

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