Snorg Tees

the person who is reading this definition is a total idiot because the ads of the company are all over the site.

Dude #1: wats a snorg tees?
Dude #2: go to urbandictionary.com
Dude #1: ok?

by lt.noah February 4, 2010

Teesam

Name for a GORGEOUS, Smart, Sexy girl. She's also an Edgelord anx will provide you with god tier quality memes. She hates pretencious bitches and will get out of ger way to put them down.
Also Try Yomama.

TEESAM! WATCH YOUR ATTITUDE! YOU FUCKING NIGGER!

by 4realbr0 December 12, 2019

Teenager

The stage when you're too young to do half the things you want to do but too old to do the other half.

Person 1: Those teenagers are always sneaking into clubs!
Person 2: No they're not! They're always on kiddie rides and getting over excited by bubbles.

by heartofglass June 25, 2014

teenage grandma

It is a teen that's acts or has the life of a 'grandma' or old person. (Teenage grandpa or grandparent are expectable, depending on preferred pro-nouns.)

" Why am I tired all the time and hip problems?"

"Because you're a teenage grandma."

by Maltesershowell November 22, 2015

Teenagery

Noun. When two teenagers are in a relationship and one of them cheats on the other with another teenager.

Cheerleader 1: My friend Lucy said that her friend Sally saw Brenda's boyfriend kissing another girl
Cheerleader 2: Isn't that Adultery
Cheerleader 1: How can it be adultery if they are not adults? It's teenagery

by Cheatmaster786 October 31, 2016

teejay'in

When an ark player named TJ comes up to you and tries to take you from behind with the deep dickin.

I was mining some metal on the frozen tooth, when all of a sudden I saw a random player , decided to sneak up on him and started Teejay'in him.

by HOSMERD November 25, 2016

teenage rules

Fucked and boring.

Drown the youth with useless warnings, teenage rules they're fucked and boring. -blink 182

by Betterthanjosie June 15, 2017