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Ted Paul

Ted Paul is the person who loves Clarisse the most. Clarisse appreciates everything that Ted Paul does to her. He is the love of her life. Clarisse will always include Ted Paul in her future.
1. Ted Paul is the name of Clarisse's first love.
by jcgmcgcjplma June 2, 2024
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Ted White

Ted White is an experianced actor/stuntman whose career goes back to the late 50's. He has doubled for such stars as John Wayne, Fess Parker, Clark Gable and others. He has also had roles in televison over the years. Other films include "Romancing the Stone", "Starman", "Major League", "Oh, God! Book 2", and many others. He reluctantly accepted the role of Jason Voorhees in "Friday the 13th The Final Chapter" and is widely considered to be one of the best who have portrayed the hockey-masked psychopath. He regularly is a guest at conventions and enjoys meeting fans.
Ted White was awesome as Jason!

Ted White's character in Romancing the stone was a real bastard!
by locutusofdouche February 19, 2010
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Ted

Ted is a pumpkin he wants to sell you something mostly seen at hollween his worst enemy that always try’s to one up him is cucumber lemon with his wife lime
Ted is cool

Ted is smart

Ted
by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022
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Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.
Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy
by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020
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Ted 2 poo

by Sushi’s July 22, 2025
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Ted Chad

Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.

Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.
Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe
by GOOKBOIS June 24, 2024
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Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.
Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”
by Niki B. January 1, 2022
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