Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021

Teabagging

Sitting in a cup of drama like a teabag in a cup of water waiting to spill the tea

I've been teabagging this group chat and im ready to spill the tea

by KatKatt July 26, 2021

Vampire Teabag

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.

My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!

by cobrafang May 19, 2021

Teabag Shower

(noun)

1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.

(verb)

2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.

She laid back and invited him to give her a Teabag Shower.

He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.

by TheBounder October 1, 2024

The British Teabag

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.

Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.

by British Teabagger December 24, 2024

dude titty teabag

Being Titty-Bagged by a dude with solid D breast size.

When Rory wants chips this dude titty teabag anyone in the way.

by MICHELDODT January 10, 2025