This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character
Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
Get the Tard Skipmug. A person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can't stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. They will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won't stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it's just a place for girls who weren't talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.
Madison: "Hey do you know Julie?"
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
by Iris208 November 15, 2014
Get the Color Tardmug. Tard Tax: An official tax on "retards". A retard shall defined as A) a person who acts retarded and jackass like. B) a person lacking logical and critical thinking to come to a logical conclusion. C) One who lacks the ability to examine ALL the facts in front of them and realise they have been lied to.
Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.
Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.
1) "Hey guess what??...Congress thinks the American people are not awake and may impose a tard tax on them".
2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"
2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"
by rkmalone July 24, 2010
Get the Tard Taxmug. When playing call of duty: a duel where two players miss their knife lunges and circle each other whilst spamming their knife buttons.
by jormungard February 24, 2011
Get the Tard tangomug. 1. Someone with autism that thinks it’s an excuse to act like a dickhead. This actually happens more often than you think, for 2 reasons: it being common to simply not understand much social cues, or because it heavily was (and still is, albeit to a lesser extent) associated with having a lower iq, with 40% of autistic people actually having intellectual disability.
by Godlys June 10, 2023
Get the Tard-Headmug. 
A term used to refer to the idiots who attend Rowan University and live in the Tower in Holly Pointe Commons. These retards have an IQ less than room temperature and destroy anything they come across.
Did you see the bathroom on 6th floor F pod? I heard the tower tards ripped the the paper towel dispenser off the wall and threw it in the toilet.
by bruhmomeny345690 December 8, 2019
Get the Tower Tardmug.