A person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can't stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. They will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won't stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it's just a place for girls who weren't talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.
Madison: "Hey do you know Julie?"
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
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by Lizzy O. August 20, 2007
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A member of a Colorguard organization, usually brainwashed into thinking their cult has some sort of artistic, athletic, or entertaining merit.
She was trying to explain some stupid crap about flags and I yawned, and she walked off in a fit, what happened?
She's a Colortard.
She's a Colortard.
by Font McBuff January 01, 2010
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