Toilet Baby

A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.

After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.

by Benicio Del Torro April 11, 2009

Cum toilet

A person that is used for a semen depository or disposal receptacle in one or every orifice by one or multiple partners.

She is a real cum toilet or Me Mike and Dave used that bitch for a cum toilet

by El Heffy March 19, 2010

low tolerance

What you can't put up with shit very easy. When someone says something stupid and instead of ignoring them you flip a bitch!

high tolerance day =

Man: Hey look up in the sky its the sun.
Other man: ...... Cool

low tolerance day =
Man : Hey look up in the sky its the sun.
Other man : NO FUCKING WAY ASSHOLE!!

by C.e.S.0111 January 27, 2012

Toilet Greaser

A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief

Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"

Jax: "you right"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

assassinate the toilet

The act of clogging not only your toilet but toilets within a 5 mile radius.

What happens after you watch Twillight and get violent diarrhea.

man #1: Dude I have to go assassinate the toilet.
man #2: Ill call the plumber.

by Reaper118us March 19, 2010

toilet cake

the act, or product of moving bowls.

to "bake" toilet cake is to take a dump.

"i'm going to bake some toilet cake."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

Toilet Padding

Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.

"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."

by Arkhangelsk July 19, 2009