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pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.
by KC888 April 6, 2023
mugGet the pencil monstermug.

pEnCiL

a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead
by YEIEIEIEIT November 20, 2018
mugGet the pEnCiLmug.

Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.
"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."
by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022
mugGet the Pencil Sharpenermug.

Pencil

A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.
Person 1: Wheres that pencil? I need it!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Writing...
Person 2: oh...
by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020
mugGet the Pencilmug.

glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.
"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
mugGet the glaswegian pencil sharpenermug.

pencil

this is the kind og graffiti pen you use on a piece of paper. if the graffitipen does not color off anymore you need to sharpen it using a big sharpener.
by Ramcock007 February 3, 2020
mugGet the pencilmug.

Pencil dick

Jeremy colvacine very small and has no fucking use
Jeremy has a small pencil dick
by Kingpinroast June 2, 2016
mugGet the Pencil dickmug.

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