An ELA teacher is a woman who has been divorced from their husband and likes to scream at kid for a living because she has nothing better to do with her life.
by mhm i agree May 4, 2022

The telltale, semi-permanent inkstains found on the fingers of teachers who clean thier whiteboards or overhead projectors by licking thier fingers and wiping away the mistakes.
by vdrive60 October 28, 2010

An English teacher is a teacher who overly exaggerates everything by saying a red table is angry and the blue chair is sad. They also have favourites which is obvious. If they ask to describe a red table, they will automatically say that it is angry or mad. It is not angry or mad. It is just a table.
by Outrageously stunning April 10, 2020

by The_King_Of_New_York January 25, 2019

God; Jesus's Homeboy; Can beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest; Knows his real name; has never lost The Game.
by Thespian Troupe 5124 March 25, 2008

by sagiri izumi May 20, 2020
