The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.
by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012
by Funions2 May 02, 2016
A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.
by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009
Diana let me finish pumping gas into you!
by justicedrizz December 19, 2018
"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."
by archamtrand May 19, 2010
The WaterPump : originated from the outskirts of Toronto
It's when woman laying on her back holding her black King's ankles while he holds her ankles back. The second black king will then slide inside her and each pump of her ankles will allow the second king to reach the depths of pleasure she did not know was possible - hence the waterpump.
It's when woman laying on her back holding her black King's ankles while he holds her ankles back. The second black king will then slide inside her and each pump of her ankles will allow the second king to reach the depths of pleasure she did not know was possible - hence the waterpump.
- How the hell you describe that with no pic?
- don't you know? the Water pump will make sure no one leaves thirsty
- don't you know? the Water pump will make sure no one leaves thirsty
by Bushydo_br0wn November 16, 2021
When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022