pussy cookie

The male who dates a cougar.

Her pussy cookie keeps her feeling young even though she is far older.

by ChoirBeth December 5, 2010

Vegan cookies

Delicious and nutritious! If you think they're a "poor excuse for cookies" you obviously haven't tried them.

Non-vegan: These vegan cookies are freaking awesome!

by allyg8tor September 8, 2007

tossing cookies

Tossing cookies is a term for vomiting first coined by young men in a motel near Louisville, KY, in 1967.

After bourbon and generic oreos he hugged the commode tossing cookies.

by X.J. Reason February 19, 2009

cookie game

A common fraternity initiation game - a bunch of pledges sit in a circle around a fairly big cookie. The pledges their whip out their members and starting tossing off. The last one to blow his load on the cookie has to eat it. Often played while watching Screech on "Saved By The Bell."

The pledges had to play the "Cookie Game" last night prior to their initiation.

by Bolton July 14, 2003

Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."

by Hatr369 December 12, 2022

Cookie Rub

When you smear cookie crumbs / cookie dough all over your bulging cock and either stroke it or put it in your best homie.

“Damn, I just had the best cookie rub session of my life, my homie loved his hole being filled with cookie dough.

by rinlovesstrokingit January 27, 2023

crumble this cookie

A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.

The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.

Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"

by channel_panel November 24, 2018