Mexting

To text with a deliberate stereotypical mexican l accent.

Examples:

I need a new 'yob'.

That knife isn't very 'charp'.

What are you doing man, Why do you keep mexting me?

by wordmasterflash May 10, 2010

Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.

Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.

by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010