Alan

A amazing friend to everyone.he will always be there for you no matter what. Everyone is says that Alan is attractive and fun. He never leaves anyone out unless you are mean to any one he cares for then he will beat your ass if he had to.

Guy: who is that?
Girl: that's Alan he's really nice when you get to know him

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Alan

A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.

Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.

What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.

I bet that Alan shaves his armpits

by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023

Alan’s brain

Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily

He is polygamy

He had a lot of heartbreak history

But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that

Alan’s brain is distucted because of all the weed he smoke

by Pauladetruitalanhahah November 21, 2021

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Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

Alan

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Also a dumbass

Wow it’s a alan in his natural habitat

by Croc77 March 8, 2022

alan

i don’t think im supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.

i miss you alan

by myth0ughts August 24, 2023