Taint Bandit

the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cousin of the Grundel Monster.

I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.

by KanoMac October 23, 2009

taint patch

A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.

"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.

by phalic overide September 27, 2011

Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action

dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me

by Master of Taint November 29, 2011

taint bruise

when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.

Rhonda was riding her bike today and had to go the doctor because she got a taint bruise.

by mustlovedogs1122 January 5, 2012

Taint Bubble

When you are sitting in class, and try to slowly let a fart out, but the fart concentrates into a bubble and slowly slides from your butthole across your taint and pops right before your balls.

I was taking a test in Mrs. Russels class, and i had to let one rip. I slowly let off a fart, but to my fears it became a massive taint bubble. luckily it popped without sound and the class was none the wiser.

by RyanMP August 26, 2013

taint scrape

The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.

Sammy gives a mean taint scrape!

by Backdoorbandit September 15, 2013

Taint Runner

A running back who can't find the hole, and continues to run into the backs of his linemen.

Ryan Grant experienced a drastic drop off in yardage and touchdowns shortly after becoming a taint runner.

by Letter 8 man October 25, 2009