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Annoying White Girl Syndrome

Any girl that can't stand up for themselves and feels like the world is against them, yet likes to piss everyone off by having voluntary mood swings.
Jeff: that poor girl, everyone's mean to her.
Joe: yeah but she has annoying white girl syndrome so I don't care.
Jeff: oh yeah

fat father syndrome 

Some girls like fat guys because their fathers were fat. So you play on that. It's the Fat Father Syndrome- the F.F.S.
Brendon: Fat Father Syndrome?
Coach: Yeah- girls have fat fathers, all right?
Brendon: Mhm.
Coach: So when you're fat, you remind girls of their father.
Brendon: Right.
Coach: Done deal.
fat father syndrome by Emmy M January 17, 2012

Shy Gamer Syndrome 

The inability to play to your peak performance when being watched by an audience.
John: " hey man did you see mark play"
Larry: " yea he sucks"
John: "no he just has shy gamer syndrome when your there"

Cold Shit Syndrome 

This is a condition when someone falls back in love with an individual who treated them horrible or ran around etc.

When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
Guy 1: I visited home over break and I hooked up with Sandra again.

Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?

Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!

Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
Cold Shit Syndrome by etilauqa September 21, 2014

Al Bundy Syndrome 

A syndrome in which someone constantly relives that one special moment that happened in high school....over and over again....a la Al Bundy.
Betty is always talking about how she wore a size 2 in high school, now her ass is as big as a house! That bitch has Al Bundy Syndrome.
Al Bundy Syndrome by shandahawk October 17, 2008

Husband son Mom wife syndrome

When a son knowingly or unknowingly takes the role of a husband to their mother excluding sex. The mother is often over protective and jealous of her son's serious relationships. This is a common disorder with single moms.
An example of the Husband son Mom wife syndrome is; Mama Dee and Scrappy on VH1's "Love and Hip Hop"; Tasha Mack and Malik on BET's "The Game."