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Lag switch

a bastard way of winning gears of war 2 when ur team's being pwned or the player has no natural skill in a game, common for mouthy kids and overly competitive rejects to have 1 set up next to their mini-fridge and occurs mostly on wingman
they're entire team were getting whipped then some nub lag switched

that guy gave it all the lip but still had to lag switch for the win
by SuckmyTorqueBow April 9, 2009
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Taylor Swift

Overrated, overexposed grown woman who can't get over her long-gone high school days. Claims to be a "country" singer when she's from Pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country twang thrown in here and there.

Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world.

But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.
Ten years from now:
Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night?

Juliet Vomitus: Yeah! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.
by isisnyc November 23, 2009
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SwiftIRC

SwiftIRC is a IRC network primarily used by runescape players, popularised by being included in the switchswift custom game client.

The network usually has over 10,000 active users at any one time. The channel plays host to a different set of users than normal IRC networks, demographically the users tend to be younger than typical networks due to the runescape link.

Beside runescape, swiftirc is famous for it's mirc scripting community found at #msl, this is partly due to the number of 'mirc bots' available on the network.
<kyle> Hey lets go on swiftirc, I want to use a bot to check my runescape stats.
<kh> okie, wanna use ikick or darwin?
by KHobbits March 24, 2008
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swiatch

Combining sweet and biatch.
I finally got a car!
Swiatch!
by asali July 16, 2008
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minute switch

an awesome punk band from southern ontario, that have released 3 cds, members are Bernie Martin, Joe Bauman, and Scott Martin, have recently broken up.
by minuteswitch fan May 17, 2006
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Nigga Switch

When a person who isn't black acts "black" around certain people.

This person doesn't usually do this, but in certain predicaments he/she flips a theoretical switch; The Nigga Switch, and acts "black," or in some situations, he/she may go "apeshit" on someone's ass.
Tom: Hi Guys What's going on?

*Person of Color Walks in Room*

Tom: Sup Nig?

Person of Color: I See Tom flipped the Nigga Switch
by cool_story_bro August 20, 2009
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Bratty Switch

A switch who likes to be bratty when they bottom. Often loves the control and psychological aspects of kink.
She knew she was a bratty switch after she tried fighting for control during sex, and realized she liked it.
by Rhysands_Wingspan April 16, 2022
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